Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man who had recently passed away.©JOKEDEMO.COM
One cannibal says, "Look at this! You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle."©JOKEDEMO.COM
So the two cannibals start eating.©JOKEDEMO.COM
After a half an hour one stops eating, looks up, and says, "I don't know about you, but this is great! How are you doing?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The other cannibal answers, "This is great! I'm havin' a ball!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The other cannibal says, "Hey, no fair! You're eating too fast!"