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Car Crash Joke

A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man asks 'If I drive 100 mph, will you take off your clothes?' and she agrees. So the man drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man is so busy looking at his girlfriend that he crashes into a tree. The car flips over, trapping the man and all of his girlfriend's clothes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

All that is free of the car is the man's girlfriend and one of his shoes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man yells, 'You have to go get help. Go to that gas station over there.' His girlfriend says, 'Are you kidding me? I'm naked.'©JOKEDEMO.COM

'Well,' replies the man 'Take my shoe over there, cover up yourself, and go get help.'©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the woman covers herself with the shoe and goes to the gas station. She says to an attendant 'You have to help me.©JOKEDEMO.COM

My boyfriend's trapped' 'I'm sorry ma'am' the attendant replies, 'he's too far in.'


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