Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thee will fall in and trap thyself.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shall show remorse when being scolded.