What is a cat?©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. Cats do what they want.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. They rarely listen to you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. They're totally unpredictable.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. They're moody.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. They leave hair everywhere.©JOKEDEMO.COM

CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a dog?©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in
the same room.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. They growl when they are not happy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. When you want to play, they want to play.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. They leave their toys everywhere.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.