Three girls are sitting around, totally bored so one girl suggests that they make up nicknames for their ideal boyfriends and name them after soda pops.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I want mine to be 7-Up, 'cause 7 days a week he's up." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I want mine to be Mountain Dew 'cause when he's in between my mountains, we'll be doing it." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Mine's gonna be Jack Daniel's." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You can't do that. Here we are talking about soda pop and you're talking about a hard liquor." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Exactly."