Why did the chicken cross the road?

Pat Buchanan answers this question:
"To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."

Dr. Seuss answers this question:
"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told."

Grandpa answers this question:
"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."

And Colonel Sanders answers this question:
"I missed one?"