Why did the chicken cross the road?©JOKEDEMO.COM

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.©JOKEDEMO.COM

PLATO: For the greater good of man.©JOKEDEMO.COM

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.©JOKEDEMO.COM

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.©JOKEDEMO.COM

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.©JOKEDEMO.COM

OSAMA BIN LADEN: That chicken knew nothing of its mission (ha ha ha) only that it would be a martyr.©JOKEDEMO.COM

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.©JOKEDEMO.COM

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.©JOKEDEMO.COM

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.©JOKEDEMO.COM

ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and uccessfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business.©JOKEDEMO.COM

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.©JOKEDEMO.COM

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.©JOKEDEMO.COM

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.©JOKEDEMO.COM

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?©JOKEDEMO.COM

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.©JOKEDEMO.COM

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.©JOKEDEMO.COM

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.©JOKEDEMO.COM

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.©JOKEDEMO.COM

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

CHARLES DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.©JOKEDEMO.COM

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.©JOKEDEMO.COM

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.©JOKEDEMO.COM

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.©JOKEDEMO.COM

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?©JOKEDEMO.COM

BILL CLINTON: I did not, and I repeat, did not have sexual relations with that chicken. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard working American.©JOKEDEMO.COM

L.A.P.D.: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.©JOKEDEMO.COM

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!©JOKEDEMO.COM

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.©JOKEDEMO.COM

GEORGE W. BUSH: The chicken crossed the road because he was an evil-doer, and we smoked him out of his hole and got him on the run!