QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Answers:
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever motive there was.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Fox Mulder: It was a government conspiracy.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Freud: The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads©JOKEDEMO.COM
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Dirk Gently (Holistic Detective): I'm not exactly sure why, but right now I've got a horse in my bathroom.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
M.C.Escher: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.©JOKEDEMO.COM
George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Plato: For the greater good.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.©JOKEDEMO.COM
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences, which had pervaded its sensorium from birth, had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own freewill.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Sphinx: You tell me.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Emily Dickenson: Because it could not stop for death.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Saddam Hussein #2: It is the Mother of all Chickens.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not been told!©JOKEDEMO.COM
O.J.: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
