A rich, Christian man was talking to God, "Can't I take it with me when I go?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
God always answered the same way, "NO!" Finally one day the man talked God into it and God said, "Okay you can take two suitcases full of anything you want."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man filled up two suitcases full of gold.©JOKEDEMO.COM
When the rich man reached the pearly gates St. Peter asked the rich man why he had two suitcases.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The rich man said, "It's okay I've already cleared it with God."©JOKEDEMO.COM
St. Peter asked him to open the suitcases, when the rich man opened the suitcase, St. Peter said, "Why'd you bring paving?"