"I was getting ready for my part time job. I put on my huge, pink maternity dress, a little lipstick, and curled my waist length blonde hair. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

I was ready. I began to lumber my way downstairs when I noticed my youngest at the bottom, staring up at me with adoring eyes. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

'Oh, Mommy!' she said, 'You look so beautiful! You look just like Miss Piggy!'"