A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'©JOKEDEMO.COM

'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.'©JOKEDEMO.COM

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'©JOKEDEMO.COM

'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,' he explains.©JOKEDEMO.COM

'What's it telling you now?'©JOKEDEMO.COM

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...'©JOKEDEMO.COM

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!'©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.'