Everyone in the courtroom waited with great anticipation as the judge, ensconced in his chambers, considered the evidence in the widely publicized paternity suit. Emerging after long hours of deliberation, the brooding magistrate entered the courtroom and took his seat behind the bench.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Staring at the defendant, he suddenly reached into his robes, withdrew a cigar, and smiled at the defendant and said, "Congratulations, you've just become a father."