Mrs. Jaworski's husband passed away and she received a call from the undertaker. Maam, we have a problem. Your husband died with an erection, and I can't close the casket! She said she would be right down to take care of it. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

When she arrived, she produced a meat cleaver and severed his member and placed it in her purse. As she was leaving, the undertaker asked, "What are you going to do with it?" She told him to follow her and she would show him. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

She gets home and goes to the kitchen, takes out a frying pan and some butter, places the pecker in the pan. The undertaker exclaims, "What on earth are you doing?" Mrs. Jaworski's exclaims, "I've been eating this thing raw for 40 years, I want to see what it tastes like cooked!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Submitted by: The Widow