Tired of being a golf widow, a woman took up the game and wound up playing with her husband on a country course one day. He hit his drive way off into the rough, behind a barn.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She came over to take a look, surveyed the situation, and suggested that if he opened both barn doors he could hit his ball straight through the barn to the green.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He saw this as an excellent idea, complimented her for her suggestion, then opened the doors and stepped up to the ball.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He made a swing and great contact. Unfortunately, the ball was off line, careened off the door frame, hit the wife in the head and killed her.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Yars went by, the man finally remarried, and this time found himself a golfer for a wife. Incredibly, the same situation occurs.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man is in the rough behind the same barn. His new wife took a look at his ball and suggested that he could make the green if he opened both barn doors and hit through the barn.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No way," he replied. "I can't do that."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Why not?" she asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He responded, "The last time I did that something terrible happened."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What happened?" she asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man answered, "I got a double bogey."