Two college women were discussing the date one had had the night before.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, Nancy, he was sooo erudite, and clever, and sophis- ticated. He speaks ten languages, drives a Lamborghini, took me to a Parisian restaurant and ordered the meal and wine in French, then took me to his penthouse apart- ment to look over his Russian book collection by the fireplace."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Wow, Gail, he sounds fabulous! But just how far did he get with you?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, I really rather not say, but he was quite a cunning linguist!"