A deadhead is in Austin for spring tour and he goes into the hotel bar after the show and orders a beer. He remarks that the bar is 50 feet long.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Sure", the bartender replies, "everything is bigger in Texas".©JOKEDEMO.COM
The bartender brings him his beer, and it must be 64 ounces! The bartender says "Yep, even the beers are bigger in Texas".©JOKEDEMO.COM
The head has to relieve himself after such a large beer, and asks the barkeep where the toilet is.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He's still a little addled from the show, and goes through the door on the left instead of the right and falls into the pool. Panicked, he yells, "don't flush, don't flush!"
