A deadhead hippie was walking down the street one day when a pixie pounced on him. "Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I'm gonna give you two wishes.©JOKEDEMO.COM
What will the first one be?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The hippie thinks for a moment and then says, "I want a never-ending joint." So the pixie snaps his fingers and there is this king-sized joint.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The hippie jacks it up and starts puffing.©JOKEDEMO.COM
After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the pixie says, "...And number two?" The hippie replies, "This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"
