A collection of actual letters written to landlords...
1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. "Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. "I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off."©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. "I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. "I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. "When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."