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Death clocks Joke

Hillary had an accident and an early demise. Arriving at the Pearly Gates, she stomped up to the head of the line at St. Peter's desk.©JOKEDEMO.COM

St. Peter politely informed her that down on Earth she may have had privileges, but up here she would have to wait her turn in line.©JOKEDEMO.COM

While waiting, she noticed one wall covered with hundreds of thousands of clocks and she noticed that occasionally one would jump ahead by 15 minutes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She asked the person sitting next to her what this was all about.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, as I understand it, each of these clocks represents some man down on Earth. Each time he commits adultery, his time is advanced by 15 minutes."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Can you tell me which is my husband's clock?" Hillary asked St. Peter. "Oh, yes," St. Peter replied. "God has it in his office. He uses it as a fan."


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