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Desert Island Rescue Joke

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: "Oh thank you so much!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"


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