One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."