My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.©JOKEDEMO.COM
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven month old daughter and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him, and he said, "No."©JOKEDEMO.COM
I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me. Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"No," he replied. I just knew that he must have had, cause the smell was getting worse. Soo.........I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
This time, with a little smirk on his face, he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled....... "See MOM, IT'S JUST GAS!!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing had happened.©JOKEDEMO.COM
I was mortified, but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!