A man was in a doctors office and the doctor walked in and said, ok what do you need today sir.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his beat up, bruised, and bleading penis.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The doctor said, damn how did you do that?©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man said well I live in a trailor, and every night I have noticed that the woman in the trailor next to mine at exactally 9:00pm, she moves her rug where there is a hole in the floor, she sticks a hot dog in the hole and masterbates with it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

So one day I got an idea at 8:45pm I would go under her trailor and when she put the hot dog in the hole I would pull it out and stick my penis in the hole.©JOKEDEMO.COM

So that night I did, and it was going great untill someone knocked on the door and she tried to kick it under the oven!