Things to do While Downloading A File On Your Computer:

and#36335; Buff your mouse pad
and#36335; Make a list of things to download
and#36335; Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem
and#36335; Count to 500 in "click" language
and#36335; Go outside and actually breathe fresh air (don't overdo!)
and#36335; Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter.