Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side.©JOKEDEMO.COM

So all the bats were honored to take part.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner? So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family".©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Very good" said Dracula. The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies "©JOKEDEMO.COM

Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't".