A wife woke up from her night's sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place,"she began, "the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"How about the ones like mine?" asked her husband.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Those they gave away," she replied tongue in cheek.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I had a dream too," started the husband. "I dreamt they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"And how much for the ones like mine?" enquired the wife to her husband.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's where they held the auction," he replied.