A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The baker said, "We aren't a butcher; we don't sell meat here."©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the duck left.
The following day the duck went back and asked again.©JOKEDEMO.COM

This time the Baker said, "No, if you come here again I will nail your feet to the floor."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The following day the duck returned and asked, "Have you any nails?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The baker replied, "No." And the duck said, "Well, I'll have two pork chops then."