Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.©JOKEDEMO.COM
As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
He calls and asks for some condoms.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''©JOKEDEMO.COM
''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''