One day a duck went into a hardware store and asked the owner for some duck food.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The owner looked at him funny, and said, "This is a hardware store and we don't carry duck food."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day the duck came back to the hardware store an again asked the owner for some duck food.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The owner, disturbed that the duck came back, said, "I told you yesterday. This is a hardware store; we do not have any duck food! If you come back and ask for duck food again I will cement your feet in the ground!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the next say the duck came back again and said, Do you have any cement?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No", said the storeowner.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then, the duck said, "Do you have any duck food?"