Sunflower Classes for Men at the Local Adult Education Center. Sign up by May 25, 2002.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 1: How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 2: The toilet paper roll: Does it grow on the holder? Round table discussion.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 3: Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 4: Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 5: The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 6: Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support and support groups.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 7: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 8: Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to our health. Graphics and audio tape.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 9: Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 11: Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 12: How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Topic 13: How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the survivors.