"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sadness," said the student.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Elation."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I believe that would be giddy up..."