Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What does that tell you?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell you?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent."