An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."