Here's why ...©JOKEDEMO.COM
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)©JOKEDEMO.COM
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Horrors!©JOKEDEMO.COM
We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on.©JOKEDEMO.COM
No one was able to reach us all day. NO CELL PHONES!!!!!©JOKEDEMO.COM
Unthinkable!©JOKEDEMO.COM
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We had friends!©JOKEDEMO.COM
We went outside and found them.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.©JOKEDEMO.COM
They were accidents.©JOKEDEMO.COM
No one was to blame but us.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Remember accidents?©JOKEDEMO.COM
We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Horrors!©JOKEDEMO.COM
Tests were not adjusted for any reason.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Our actions were our own.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Consequences were expected.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Imagine that!©JOKEDEMO.COM
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.©JOKEDEMO.COM
And you're one of them!©JOKEDEMO.COM
Congratulations!©JOKEDEMO.COM
Please pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good !!!!!
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