Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly,
"My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?"

She replies,
"My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'"