A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
