There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.©JOKEDEMO.COM
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"