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Farmer Emmitt Joke

Farmer Emmitt had just finished cutting up hog meat when he gave his wife two hams and said, "Cora take these two hams and put them up for hard times."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Cora took the hams and put them in the freezer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

One week later while Cora was sitting on the porch, an old truck pulled up and a man with an unfamiliar face got out.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man said, "Hello there Cora, how's it going." Cora replied, "Do I know you?" The man said, "You should, I'm very popular around here. They call me Hard Time."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Cora jumped up and said, hold on a minute I got a package for you. She ran in the kitchen grabbed the two hams and gave them to the man.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man said well thank you Mrs. Cora that's rather nice of you, then left. A couple of days later Emmitt asked Cora about cooking one of those hams he gave her to put up for hard times.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Cora said, "Hard Time done came and got the hams already and it wouldn't be right to ask for one back!


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