ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.©JOKEDEMO.COM

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.©JOKEDEMO.COM

ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.©JOKEDEMO.COM

TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.©JOKEDEMO.COM

BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.©JOKEDEMO.COM

DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.©JOKEDEMO.COM

SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.©JOKEDEMO.COM

OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.©JOKEDEMO.COM

BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out.©JOKEDEMO.COM

ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.©JOKEDEMO.COM

NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".