A fat dude goes to his doctors, because he needed to lose weight.©JOKEDEMO.COM
''I'm at the end of my tether doctor, is there anything you can suggest I do?''©JOKEDEMO.COM
So the doctor examines him and after some prodding and tutting finally suggests that he should spend six months in hospital, with his jaws wired shut.©JOKEDEMO.COM
''Well, OK doctor, it sounds drastic, but I guess that's what I need.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
Anyway, six months go by and the dude comes out of hospital, thin as a rake. He goes round to the doctor's to thank him.©JOKEDEMO.COM
''There's only one problem doctor, you see I was so fat beforehand, that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?''©JOKEDEMO.COM
''Hmm, short of pretty comprehensive plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Take your clothes off a moment.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
So the dude strips down. Then, squeezing it all upwards, the doctor ties it in a ball above his head.©JOKEDEMO.COM
''That''s all well and good, doc'', the dude said, ''but my navel is now in the middle of my forehead.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
The doctor replies, ''Yes, but you should see what you have got for a collar and tie!''
