Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:©JOKEDEMO.COM

The people who are starting college this Fall across the nation were born in 1983.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The CD was introduced the year they were born.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They have always had an answering machine.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They have always had cable.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".©JOKEDEMO.COM

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.©JOKEDEMO.COM

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Do you feel old yet?