Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?