A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.©JOKEDEMO.COM
And Little Johnny said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!?'"
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