A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"How's the food there?" asks the hooker.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"