One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She rolled her eyes and said, "There comes the asshole with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Her friend promptly replied, "Don't you have a vase?"