A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.
"Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Okay," says the blonde.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Here's your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's easy. Today and tomorrow!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's easy. Twelve!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Twelve?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"January second, February second, March second--"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance. What's God's name?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's easy. Howard!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Howard?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."