A couple gets married.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs ... and he starts to cry.©JOKEDEMO.COM
She says, "What's the matter?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
He says, "Forty years ago, I couldn't wait to eat it, and now it looks like it can't wait to eat ME!"