A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The teacher asked if it was alive or dead.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The little boy said that it was dead.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The teacher asked how he knew.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The boy said , "I pissed in its ear."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The teacher said, "You what?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'psst!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."