This morning I was standing next to a very fat fellow at a urinal when suddenly for no discernible reason he confided in me that he "hadn't seen his thing in 15 years".©JOKEDEMO.COM

Not knowing why he suddenly decided to confide such personal information to a complete stranger, and not knowing what else to say but wanting to be helpful, I said, "Why don't you diet?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Giving me a surprised sideways stare, he said, "Dye it? What color is it now?"