A man had a very small penis, so he went to a witch to make it longer. She said, "Go into the forest and ask the toad there to marry you, each time it says no, your penis will grow one inch."?Happy, the man ran to the forest and started yelling, "Froggie, Froggie, will you marry me?"?The frog, of course, replied, "No,"?andthe man's penis grew one inch. So he repeated this again, "Froggie, Froggie, will you marry me?"?The frog yelled back, "NO!"?/p>

After a couple times more, the frog was getting mad, but the man decided one more time and one more inch wouldn't hurt, so he yelled again, "Froggie, Froggie, will you marry me?"?And the exasperated frog said, "I've told you onceand I've told you a million times, no!"?/p>